Watching a Hockey Game.
- Professional Broadcasters: Oh Boy! The Pittsburgh Penguins just won in overtime verse rivals the Philadelpia Flyers. The Penguins only won because the Flyers had a lot of players injured. #18 of the Penguins, forward James Neal scored with an assist from #11 forward Jordan Staal and #71 Evgeni Malkin. The Philadelphia Flyers must be heartbroken, but we all know secretly, they are still better than the Penguins.
- Me: FUCK YEAH! THE PENS JUST BEAT THE FILTHY FLYERS, YESSS dslkgjhsadgkljs;agd ;lkasgdj s. NEALER WITH AN AMAZING BOMB FROM STAALSY AND GENOOOOOOO. FUCK YOU FLYERs SUCK MY BIG HOCKEY STICK YOU GUYS SUCK.
- me: ugh why am i so lonely
- friend: hey do u wanna go out tonight
- me: no
One Direction's Clothes
- Niall: dresses like normal teenage boy
- Liam: dresses like normal teenage boy
- Zayn: dresses like gay jock
- Harry: dresses like gay professor
- Louis: dresses like gay sailor
